Friday, November 11, 2011

Blondes have more fun..

What's good bloggers?! Little bit about myself: my name is Brittani. I am 18 and a freshman in college at USU! Represent! I am a natural blonde, I'm 5'5, and I like men. I have two of the best friends ever and I love them to death [shout-out to Lane and Tanner!] I am writing this blog out of bore-dumb (; or maybe because I want my voice to be heard! I don't quite know for sure yet. You will get to know me a lot over the course of my blogging life. Good luck! (:

So here is the ish, before August 16thish, I had like never dyed my hair. I love being blonde, but I felt like it was time for a change. So I went all out. I went to my BFF Jenn's house late one night and dyed my hair super dark brown! It was such a change! But it was then that I realized something: hair color really does matter! 
I spent two, almost three months being a brunette, and I will be the first to tell you: BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN!!
Blondes get away with a WHOLE lot more than brunettes.
For instance: when my hair is blonde, I can speak my mind and not get judged as harshly. I guess people just automatically assume that if you have brown hair, you have to be smart.
This is not the case.
Having brown hair did NOT make me smarter. At all! I was kind of upset, I honestly thought that I would have like sparks of wisdom, or say the smartest things. I still thought like a blonde. So whoever decided that haircolor affects your smart levels should be punished.
Boys like blondes. I kissed way more boys when my hair was blonde than when it was brown. Interperet that how you may.
Blondes can have ridiculous obsessions with pink, and glitter, and zebra stripes. Brunettes can't. For instance: my sheets are zebra, my blankets, rug, dresser, wallet, dresser, mirror, make-up case, and plenty of other things are pink. When I moved to Logan, I'm sure my roomies thought I was super crazy, because what girl with brown hair has that kind of love for pink?
I just feel happier now that my hair is blonde again. I don't know why. Maybe Blondes have a little gene or cute little synapse in their brain that makes them automatically happy. Think about it: emo kids have black hair.
This is what is on my mind tonight. Stay pretty folks. (:



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